Thanks so much to everyone who participated in this month’s Facebook Caption Contest over at the Bartlett Lake Marina Fan Page. The winner of this month is just below followed by some of our favorite runners up. If your caption didn’t get selected or you didn’t have a chance to play, fear not! A brand new caption contest is already underway. The winner will receive a $25 gift card to Bartlett Lake Marina!
MARCH WINNER! Grant Armendariz “I guess this shortcut isn’t a secret after all.”
Runners up:
Christine Sue Hutchins “Grey Poupon anyone?”
Chad Sabin “Where’s Noah???”
Fernando Sandoval ”Make your reservations for Memorial day weekend at least 2 years in advance”
Marc Leach “The guy who owns that car is a total prick.”
Jennifer Partin Caccavale “Is this Arizona’s version of the wheel boot?”
Gary Pennacchio “Should have stayed in Oregon Snow Bird !”
Barb Kreisel “I know that little Chipette is around here somewhere”
Chad Sabin “AHHHH i just love Spring here in Arizona….Wild flowers and Wild CHICKMONKS!!!!”
Billy Zbella “And she said she’d meet me at the pier!”
Thanks so much to everyone who participated in this month’s Facebook Caption Contest over at the Bartlett Lake Marina Fan Page. The winner of this month is just below followed by some of our favorite runners up. If your caption didn’t get selected or you didn’t have a chance to play, fear not! A brand new caption contest is already underway. The winner will receive a $25 gift card to Bartlett Lake Marina!
FEBRUARY WINNER! Marc Leach “SPECIAL OFFER! ALL NATURAL BOTOX INJECTIONS. ACT NOW – OFFER ENDS TUESDAY! (someside effects include puffy eyes, headache, and extreme reptile paranoia)”
Runners up:
Grant Armendariz “Tastes like chicken”
Stuart Schwartz “They said, close your eyes and wait for the surprise, but I had NO idea.”
Christina Caldwell “You drive a beetle? I drive a FISH!”
Fernando Sandoval “C’mon honey I’ll drive you to the prom!”
Dan Vick “School Bus?”
Cardboard Shell “And on that day, little Tom Thumb became a man.”
Fernando Sandoval ”we are going to need a bigger boat”
Marc Leach “The engine on that boat doesn’t even have one horse power.”
Stan Mohr “Local Democrats begin arriving at Bartlett Lake for a weekend retreat.”
Gary Pennacchio “Dumb Ass, forgot my fishing pole”
Thanks so much to everyone who participated in this month’s Facebook Caption Contest over at the Bartlett Lake Marina Fan Page. The winner of this month is just below followed by some of our favorite runners up. If your caption didn’t get selected or you didn’t have a chance to play, fear not! A brand new caption contest is already underway. The winner will receive a $25 gift card to Bartlett Lake Marina!
JANUARY WINNER! Nick Bee “Hooked, line, in stinker.”
Runners up:
Savanna Justus “i call this boat the wedgienator!!!!”
Lisa Letterly Denton “Nautical Splash Wedgie!!”
Kevin M Moley “and the new Coppertone girl is …….”
David Ritter “Marvin never really understood the basics of waterskiing.”
Martha Lasso “wet wedgie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
William Hester “I swear that there was a lunchbox here yesterday.”
Christina Caldwell “Beara Palin’s Bridge to Nowhere.”
Bill Wagner “Bearly hanging on!”
Brent Chappelow “Yogi finally takes on his arch-nemesis.”
Fernando Sandoval “NO wake or no fire breathing?”
Gary Pennacchio “Could switching to Geico save you from having to transport”
Gary Pennacchio “Where’s the FISH?”
Travis Dalton “We pay homage to the fishermen in hopes of reaping their bounty.”
Marc Leach “Hey boss… look. These cats must not ever seen mermaid hair before.”
William Hester ”Alms, Alms for the cats”… PAY NOW and nobody gets hurt!!!”
Marc Leach “When I float by…all the ladies check out my G string!”
Fernando Sandoval “can’t play the guitar but can certainly drive one.”
Jimmy Durden “You can’t tune a fish, but you can tune a boat. Well, you can tune this boat, anyway.”
Thanks so much to everyone who participated in this month’s Facebook Caption Contest over at the Bartlett Lake Marina Fan Page. The winner of this month is just below followed by some of our favorite runners up. If your caption didn’t get selected or you didn’t have a chance to play, fear not! A brand new caption contest starts today. The winner will receive a $25 gift card to Bartlett Lake Marina!
DECEMBER WINNER! Sue Crippa “I thought the “Plenty of Fish” dating site were women. But I will try anything once.”
Cardboard Shell For his college film project, John chose to recreate one of his favorite scenes from “A River Runs Through It.” His decision to cast a fish as his supporting actress surprised almost no one.
Kevin M Moley I think this guy had the wrong idea what it meant when the Senate repealed the ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy
Kyle Clifton Who wants fish sticks?
Eric Werkman Dear Penthouse Forum, Your never going to believe what happened to me today….
Gary Pennacchio Beer Bong for Squirrels
Fernando Sandoval Buy american…drink american…WTF is Old Style anyways?
Diane Rines Gary it’s John Cougar Melloncat!
Cardboard Shell Desperate to get off the island, fluffy began making a boat out of the only thing he could find. “I’ve seen this on lolcats,” he thought desperately, “… or was it failblog?”
Gary Pennacchio I love my women with big melons
Cardboard Shell Singha Light: The light beer with just as much alcohol as regular beer.
Travis Dalton Im trying out my new Costco can opener for the Costco sized beer I bought.
Gary Pennacchio So light you can surfboard upside down
Marc Leach Dam it! Who keeps leaving their beer can in the middle of LAKE!!
SEPTEMBER WINNER! Dave Normann “As man’s best friend, when he has had too much to drink on the boat- it’s up to me to drive us back to Bartlett Marina.”
Mila Gabrielson ”’…and remember to have your Captains spade and neutered”
Christine Sue Hutchins “Ever wondered where old dogs go to retire?”
Pablo Parrothead “I’ve always wondered…when people take thier dogs out on a boat, where do they go to the bathroom? This one looks to be in a REAL hurry for something.”
Christina Caldwell “More like BARKlett lake!”
Jimmy Durden “Fish can never figure out the right way to do CPR.”
Dionna Chafin “He’s taking “suck face” a little too seriously…..Let the woman breathe!!!!!”
Marc Leach “It’s in there… I promise, keep looking”
Stuart Schwartz “It’s a fish eat fish world.”
Stan Mohr “ESPN Outdoor Network announces it’s new fall line-up……..”Fishing With Seagulls” – Thursdays 8 PM”
Dockett Vicente “even i can fish in the marina”
Valenia Stutzman Head “Well this isn’t going to work… At least I can say I tried.”
Nautical Guard “You can take the limo out of the trailer park, but ya can’t take the trailer out of the limo.”
Gary Hudder “Redneck Prevost”
Brian Theobald “New Dodge Ad: When you finally stop paying the mortgage, take the home equity toys with you… Now available in Super Stretch.”
AUGUST WINNER! Stan Mohr “Accident report states: Recently divorced 26 yr. old blonde female was carrying out the Judge’s orders to split everything down the middle.”
Eric Werkman “Alright kids, remember where we parked.”
Gary Hudder “I told you to quit texting!”
Fernando Sandoval “Honey, do you think this is considered “road hazard”?”
Michael Del Hill “I told you it said “three”.”
Sue Crippa “I don’t think the guy that was wearing the back half of the costume made the swim.”
Marc Leach ”I told you not to use my name! You have ruined everything!!”
Melody Schuck Simoncic ”Hand over the watermelon and no one gets hurt”
Eric Werkman “Sorry kids, your on your own. Super Cat AWAY!!!”
Stuart Schwartz “Cat gets a “10” for best form…”
Dionna Chafin “The adults must be teaching the kids the importance of why it’s not safe to drink and drive a boat! I am sure the loss of Tiger will forever be with them as a reminder!”
Pablo Parrothead “Mom, slow down… SLOW DOWN! I promiss to be good!”
Sue Crippa “These Dating websites suck! I think I been stood up again.”
Kayann Cervola “What’s it take to get a cold beer and a burger around here?”
Larry Miller “HONEY…I’m Home…what’s for dinner???”
Marcus Horton “Hey Hey Boo Boo, How about we go get us a couple of picnic baskets.”
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